HeathCo. Progress as promised

Dear Shareholder,

We at HeathCo. are proud to report that our first quarter is looking very promising.
The different divisions; R+D, HeathCo Institute, HeathCo. Manufacturing,  of the HeathCo. family  have been really putting in the extra time and effort to create a profitable portfolio. We have several new and exciting changes that are about to kick off in the second quarter of the fiscal year.

First off our illustrious Research and Development, headed by Steeley Pam, has come up with some new ways to think that could really "gamechange" the way people purchase items and see the world.
We at HeathCo. are proud to unveil-New Measurements!
No longer will the consumer be shackled by the English or Metric systems of weight, volume, and distance.
We will liberate them with our new system.

For example
Two liter -vs- HeathCo 1/4 Bathtub

Both are the same amount of liquid but the customer believes that they are getting a deal with the HeathCo.1/4 Bathtub.

Another Example

Foot Long Sandwhich vs-HeathCo 1/2 Bolivia Sandwhich

What is a Bolivia? It is a country..and 1/2 of Bolivia is exactly the same size as the footlong but it sounds much larger than a mere foot.

Example Three

1 Gallon of US gasoline vs 10 Mouthfuls of HeathCo.Gasoline

What a bargain! With a small change in nomenclature you car can get 300 mouthfuls per gallon!

Now you will be the envy of your friends with your high mouthful per mile or MPM.

Ingesting gasoline will lead to death.

The second installment to our trilogy of profitability is the HeathCo. Institute. This Institute of higher learning is where young collegians get their not-so-credited education. Dr. Goat is spearheading a new breed of scholar.  Doctor Goat has spent many years in the study of nonvehicular activities. He is the world’s leading expert in anything pedestrian.

Here is a sample of his course curriculum:TBA Wait for next post for more info.